Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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