New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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