I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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