Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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