Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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