Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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