my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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