I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.