Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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