honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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