You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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