am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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