sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just found a bag of teeth...
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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