Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
third nipple confirmed
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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