White coat. Heels.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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