your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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