we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My nipple is on Facebook.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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