Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Rumble strips road head = magical
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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