6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
NoShamevember. You game?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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