ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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