So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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