worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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