All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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