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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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