did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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