shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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