'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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