It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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