im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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