I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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