just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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