google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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