can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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