come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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