I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
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After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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