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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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