It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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