I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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