you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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