I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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