Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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