Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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