I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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