I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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