Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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