The best revenge is premature balding
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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