ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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