did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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