do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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