I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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