weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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