remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
false alarm, still single
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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