And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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