so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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