I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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