WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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