Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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