How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think my fart just growled at me.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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