You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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